FAQ
Hello, and welcome to the FAQ! Seat yourself down there, yeah... comfy?
Why yes, yes I am. I'm just a little disconcerted by the obvious outline of a trapdoor beneath my chair... and that lever right by your hand.
This? Oh, this is my... uhh... arthritic lever. Yeah, see, sometimes this hand gets a little cramped up and I have to uncramp it. With this lever.
Oh, alright then. Getting on with the questions... who are you?
Call me Ishmael. Or Ozark. I'm not picky. I like to draw, write, read webcomics and just screw off in general.
Right-o, moving on. When do you update the comic?
I'm trying to aim for a schedule, but until then, whenever I feel like it.
That's pretty lazy.
Hehehe... yeah.
How can I contact you?
You're sitting across from me. Try your mouth.
I was speaking for the audience in general.
Oh. E-mail me.
Can I send you fanwork?
I would sell my SOUL for fanwork. (Slight exaggeration.)
Hmm... it would appear I'm out of questions.
Good. I'm out of patience. (Pulls lever.)
What the - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (falls through trap door and is torn apart by a pack of hungry hamsters)
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Or whatever.